My dad also used to beat me up all of the time when I was a kid and I couldn’t fight back hard enough to win a fight against him even once. So I slept on a cot for a long time going to middle school every day after sleeping uncomfortably every night but it was better than getting woken up by being humped by my dad. I got tired of getting woken up by getting humped by my dad so I asked him to buy me a cot to sleep on. Every now and then it would happen again and I kept telling him to wake up because he was humping me again. I didn’t know if he was asleep so I said “wake up” to tell him he was humping me. I turned around and found my dad humping me. One night morning I woke up and felt my something rubbing against my backside. My dad didn’t want to buy me a new bed because he is cheap, so we both slept in his bed.
After my parents got a divorce when I was around the age of puberty my dad rented a two bedroom apartment for me, my sister, and him. Apparently it has been attributed to several artists prone to wild hair and/or putting dicks in their mouths, including: Elton John, David Bowie, Marc Almond, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Jeff Beck, Jon Bon Jovi, the "lead singer" of New Kids on the Block (Jordan? Joey?), the Bay City Rollers, Alanis Morisseette, Lil' Kim, Foxy Brown, Britney Spears and Fiona Apple.My dad used to hump me when I was asleep.
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If his belly wasn't ever full of cum, at least his regard of this legend-defining falsity is full of humor.įor added fun, check out Snopes' page on this rumor. Say what you like about Tony Toon-and God rest his soul-but he was good at his job." With minor variations.this story has stayed with me ever since. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen.
He fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped.I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. "Toon, of course, couldn't resist pulling some bloke in the bar that evening and taking him back to the room. The hotel was overbooked, so Toon and Alana's son Ashley, who was 7, shared a room.
They went on vacation in Hawaii, and Toon came along. Quotes the Daily Beast:īy 1982, Stewart was married to actress Alana Hamilton, ex-wife of actor George Hamilton. In it, he goes further into the seamen semen story. Stewart is talking about this because he released his memoir this week, Rod: The Autobiography. Wasn't everyone at least a little bit gay in the ‘70s? "I'm as heterosexual as the come," explained Stewart, but I smell a popper. Stewart denied it and can even point to the source: a scorned publicist named Tony Toon. What a lightweight.ĭespite what he claims, it's become such an accepted part of his bio that the seemingly straight-laced, Talbots-wearing ladies who filled the chairs of Katie Couric's talk show stage giddily screamed, "FACT!!!" when Couric asked him about it during a recent game of Fact of Fiction. The rumor goes that he sucked off (and swallowed) so many sailors in a gay bar in San Diego that he landed in the hospital and needed to have his stomach pumped. For decades, Rod Stewart's name has been synonymous with ingesting quarts of cum.